You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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