I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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