the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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