he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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