so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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