Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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