I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
be right there i have to get my cape
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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