i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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