I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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