Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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