i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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