I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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