I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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