Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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