I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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