is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
