Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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