I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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