He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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