i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
