Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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