glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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