It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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