How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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