But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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