sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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