Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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