We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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