My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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