Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
