I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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