So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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