That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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