You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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