remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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