if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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