It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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