That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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