are you still at the devil's house?
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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