Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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