What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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