dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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