ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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