If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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