oh god the rape fog is back!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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