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It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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