Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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