Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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