tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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