Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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