Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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