This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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