We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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